Dear Pro Unit,
Please ship. SOON. We managed to wear out two riding mowers this season and both are ready to be serviced and stored for winter. One mower consumed four batteries over the last two years despite installing a battery tender. This summer was one of the hotter ones on record in NWFL. And a single working push mower is wearing out this old man.
I already cut the grass low so you can get accustomed to our little jungle before winter. I have cleaned up more refuse in the backyard than I knew existed. This includes fallen trees, old toys, scrap lumber piles (funny how they accrue at every project site) and numerous pop-up tent frames that didn’t survive the previous thunderstorm. No Go zones have been placed around all muscadine trellises to keep you out of the wire.
Two weeks ago I started clearing the property lines of hurricane debris so your short RTK antennas won’t get caught up. We managed to burn off two bonfires from all of the branches and trees. Saturday I took over 8200 steps whilst mowing. That was roughly 6 million square inches…or just under an acre all before lunchtime. Your data center has been installed and seems to be working smoothly. Your S.A.M. is getting lonely as we only let it out once a week to test a patrol line; perhaps this winter it can patrol the chicken coops to fend off predators. When I receive the notice that your shipping label has been printed, we are going to give the Core a lil TLC - clean and lube the tracks, wash and coat the unit for UV protection. The docking station has been installed and you already have a canopy for sun/rain protection.
Now I’m just sore, tired and an empty shell of the being I once was. Please hurry. I need help.